{"id":24410,"date":"2018-06-22T17:28:47","date_gmt":"2018-06-22T17:28:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.nemunas.press\/?p=24410"},"modified":"2019-01-26T00:24:02","modified_gmt":"2019-01-26T00:24:02","slug":"short-story","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.nemunas.press\/straipsniai\/short-story\/","title":{"rendered":"Short story"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>[vc_row row_type=&#8221;row&#8221; use_row_as_full_screen_section=&#8221;no&#8221; type=&#8221;full_width&#8221; text_align=&#8221;left&#8221; css_animation=&#8221;&#8221;][vc_column][vc_column_text el_class=&#8221;post_txt&#8221;]Veiksmas vyksta viename i\u0161 Pabaltijo universitet\u0173. Vaizdas ma\u017edaug toks: \u0161vie\u010dia saul\u0117, meiliai ruduoja sm\u0117liuoti \u0161aligatviai ir \u0161irdingai slegia nuplik\u0119 kr\u016bmai, sutrauk\u0119s kaklus stotel\u0117je li\u016bdi jaunimas, i\u0161 pauk\u0161\u010dio skryd\u017eio arba nuo prekybcentrio bok\u0161to matyti nuostabi p\u016bkuot\u0173 rustel\u0117jusi\u0173 striukeli\u0173 mozaika, romanti\u0161kai viena koja vinguriuoja koks pusam\u017eis, eina <em>short story<\/em> pasakotoja ir klauso \u201ePerfect day\u201c.<!--more--><\/p>\n<p><strong>LIFTAS (be \u0160k\u0117mos)<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>\u2013 Neee, \u2013 b\u0117gu su i\u0161tiesta ranka, \u2013 palaukit!!!<br \/>\nVaikinas sustabdo duris. A\u0161 \u012feinu, stengdamasi maloniai puse l\u016bp\u0173 \u0161ypsotis. Nejaukiai prasilenkiu, nenoriu liestis prie sieneli\u0173, nes smirda. Lifto durys u\u017esidaro. Va\u017eiuojam.<\/p>\n<p>\u2013 Ar tu rus\u0117?<br \/>\nI\u0161pu\u010diu akis lyg kokso apsivartojus plek\u0161n\u0117. Da\u017eniausiai klausia, ko tokia nepatenkinta, ir taip priver\u010dia dirbtinai teisintis egzistencializmu.<br \/>\n\u2013 \u0422\u044b \u0440\u0443\u0441\u0441\u043a\u0430\u044f? \u2013 teiraujasi auk\u0161tas, dailiai nulietas lyg koks Will Smith.<br \/>\n\u2013 \u041d\u0435\u0442, \u044f \u043b\u0438\u0442\u043e\u0432\u043a\u0430, \u2013 sakau.<br \/>\n\u2013 A \u044f \u0440\u0443\u0441\u0441\u043a\u0438\u0439.<br \/>\nOmg, \u0161iandien tikrai nenusiteikusi nacionalinio identiteto paie\u0161koms, jei b\u016b\u010diau labai nusiteikus, visada dar kart\u0105 galiu baigt mokykl\u0105. Bet nujau\u010diu, kad \u010dia gali \u012fvykti ka\u017ekas \u012fdomaus.<br \/>\n\u2013 Tikrai?<br \/>\n\u2013 \u0422\u044b \u0447\u0442\u043e, \u043d\u0435 \u0432\u0438\u0434\u0435\u0448\u044c, \u0447\u0442\u043e \u044f \u0440\u0443\u0441\u0441\u043a\u0438\u0439?<\/p>\n<p>Vis dar plek\u0161ni\u0161kai stoviu, truput\u012f lydekauju ir i\u0161si\u017eiojusi laukiu, kol mus\u0117 \u012fskris. O kas belieka?<br \/>\n\u2013 Tai kaip Pu\u0161kinas? \u2013 vartau, k\u0105 \u017einau apie <em>international<\/em> garsenybes.<br \/>\n\u2013 Ka\u017ekas pana\u0161aus. Kuo tu vardu?<br \/>\n\u2013 Mo, o tu?<br \/>\n\u2013 Maiklas.<br \/>\n\u201eMaiklas D\u017eeksonas\u201c \u2013 vos neprasitariau garsiai. Hohoho.<br \/>\n\u2013 Tau juokinga?<br \/>\n\u2013 Neeee, \u2013 kasau pakau\u0161\u012f, \u2013 tu studijuoji rus\u0173 filologij\u0105?<br \/>\n\u2013 Taip, \u2013 \u0161ypsosi. \u2013 Man \u010dia labai patinka, \u017emon\u0117s su manimi sveikinasi, \u2013 did\u017eiuojasi.<br \/>\n\u2013 \u010cia juk akademin\u0117 bendruomen\u0117, \u2013 \u201eakademin\u0117\u201c i\u0161tariu didingai ir vaivoryk\u0161ti\u0161kai, bet vis tiek <em>super<\/em> sutrikusi, jau jau\u010diu, kaip nuo \u0161ypsenos traukia \u017eandikaul\u012f.<br \/>\n\u2013 3 AUK\u0160TAS, \u2013 sako seksualus audio\u012fra\u0161as.<br \/>\n\u0160murk\u0161teliu lauk, tik\u0117damasi grei\u010diau pasi\u0161ildyt t\u0105 pic\u0105 su \u0161ampinjonais, nusivilkt spaud\u017eian\u010dias p\u0117dkelnes ir \u012fsijungt \u201eNarcos\u201c. Bet tamsta tautiniz identitetaz i\u0161lipa kartu su manimi. Atsistoja poza \u201ewho\u2019s your daddy\u201c, per veid\u0105 pliauk\u0161teli <em>armani<\/em> \u017eavesys. T\u0105 akimirk\u0105 jau \u017einau, kad turiu pasitelkt visus savo diplomatinius sugeb\u0117jimus ir parodyt, kad mus sieja tik \u2013<br \/>\n\u2013 Tavo labai gra\u017eus veidas, \u2013 \u017ei\u016bri kaip \u012fsimyl\u0117j\u0119s Eminemas.<br \/>\n\u2013 A\u010di\u016b, tavo irgi.<br \/>\n\u2013 Tikrai?<br \/>\n\u2013 Taip.<br \/>\n\u2013 Tu Mo, taip? Man sunku su vardais, nepyk, \u2013 juokiasi kaip metafizinis momentas filme.<br \/>\nNusi\u0161ypsau kaip Madona traktoriuj.<br \/>\n\u2013 Maiklas?<br \/>\n\u2013 Taip.<br \/>\nTada jis, \u017ei\u016br\u0117damas man \u012f veid\u0105, pir\u0161tais pa\u010diupo savo ausis ir i\u0161temp\u0119s atitrauk\u0117 jas nuo savojo. A\u0161 padariau t\u0105 pat\u012f ir kokias 5 min. matavom\u0117s ausimis. Mano buvo \u017eenkliai platesn\u0117s, su ma\u017eiau kremzli\u0173. Jo klasikin\u0117s: nedidel\u0117s ir m\u0117singos.<br \/>\n\u2013 Ar tu \u012fsitikin\u0119s, kad esi rusas?<br \/>\n\u2013 \u0414\u0430, \u0442\u044b \u043d\u0435 \u0432\u0438\u0434\u0435\u0448\u044c?<br \/>\n\u2013 \u201e\u042f \u0432\u0430\u0441 \u043b\u044e\u0431\u0438\u043b: \u043b\u044e\u0431\u043e\u0432\u044c \u0435\u0449\u0435, \u0431\u044b\u0442\u044c \u043c\u043e\u0436\u0435\u0442,<br \/>\n&lt;\u2026&gt;<br \/>\n\u042f \u0432\u0430\u0441 \u043b\u044e\u0431\u0438\u043b \u0431\u0435\u0437\u043c\u043e\u043b\u0432\u043d\u043e, \u0431\u0435\u0437\u043d\u0430\u0434\u0435\u0436\u043d\u043e<br \/>\n&lt;\u2026&gt;\u201c, \u2013 deklamavo kaip koks dendis.[\/vc_column_text][vc_empty_space][\/vc_column][\/vc_row][vc_row row_type=&#8221;row&#8221; use_row_as_full_screen_section=&#8221;no&#8221; type=&#8221;full_width&#8221; text_align=&#8221;left&#8221; css_animation=&#8221;&#8221;][vc_column][vc_btn title=&#8221;Pirkti \u017eurnal\u0105&#8221; style=&#8221;classic&#8221; shape=&#8221;square&#8221; color=&#8221;white&#8221; link=&#8221;url:http%3A%2F%2Fwww.nemunas.press%2Fproduktas%2Fnemunas-nr-12-2017%2F|||&#8221;][\/vc_column][\/vc_row]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Po A. \u0160k\u0117mos \u201eBaltos drobul\u0117s\u201c bet koks va\u017ein\u0117jimasis liftu yra literat\u016brinio gyvenimo \u012fvykis. Kiekvienas \u201eup ir down\u201c si\u016blo naujus nuotykius, trunkan\u010dius tiek, kiek laiko liftas kyla ar leid\u017eiasi, o kaskart \u010dia pasirodantys \u017emon\u0117s ypatingi \u2013 kai kurie j\u0173 pana\u0161\u016bs \u012f Will\u0105 Smith\u0105, kiti \u2013 \u012f Morgan\u0105 Freeman\u0105. Ir happy end\u2019as ateina ne visuomet tada, kai pasiekiamas savas auk\u0161tas\u2026<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":24441,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_FSMCFIC_featured_image_caption":"","_FSMCFIC_featured_image_nocaption":"","_FSMCFIC_featured_image_hide":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[305,148,110,343],"tags":[315],"class_list":["post-24410","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-2018-06","category-perkami_str","category-straipsniai","category-straipsniu-archyvas-2018","tag-grozine-literatura"],"aioseo_notices":[],"wps_subtitle":"Monika Berta\u0161i\u016bt\u0117","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.nemunas.press\/wm-api\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24410","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.nemunas.press\/wm-api\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.nemunas.press\/wm-api\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.nemunas.press\/wm-api\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.nemunas.press\/wm-api\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=24410"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.nemunas.press\/wm-api\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24410\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":24471,"href":"https:\/\/www.nemunas.press\/wm-api\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24410\/revisions\/24471"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.nemunas.press\/wm-api\/wp\/v2\/media\/24441"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.nemunas.press\/wm-api\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=24410"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.nemunas.press\/wm-api\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=24410"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.nemunas.press\/wm-api\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=24410"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}