{"id":23368,"date":"2017-10-23T11:03:39","date_gmt":"2017-10-23T11:03:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.nemunas.press\/?p=23368"},"modified":"2018-08-08T12:42:31","modified_gmt":"2018-08-08T12:42:31","slug":"apie-kulinarija-mada-ir-ligas","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.nemunas.press\/perkami_str\/apie-kulinarija-mada-ir-ligas\/","title":{"rendered":"Apie kulinarij\u0105, mad\u0105 ir ligas"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>[vc_row row_type=&#8221;row&#8221; use_row_as_full_screen_section=&#8221;no&#8221; type=&#8221;full_width&#8221; text_align=&#8221;left&#8221; css_animation=&#8221;&#8221;][vc_column][vc_column_text el_class=&#8221;post_txt&#8221;]\u2013 Tai blogai, kad tu netikinti.<br \/>\n\u2013 Kod\u0117l?<br \/>\n\u2013 Nes o kas tik\u0117s? Niekas netiki, netiki&#8230; Anks\u010diau visi tik\u0117jo d\u0117l mados, dabar visi d\u0117l mados netiki. Ka\u017ekam tik\u0117ti juk reikia?<!--more--><\/p>\n<p>Liucija lygina savo keturias servet\u0117les. Jos visada b\u016bna patiesiamos ant rudo lakuoto ma\u017eojo stalelio savaitgalio pietums. Kai ateina Albertas, nes \u201eo kam kur nors eiti, jeigu n\u0117ra daili\u0173 servet\u0117li\u0173 per pietus? Jeigu n\u0117ra stalties\u0117s? Prie plikos stalo nugaros gali namuose \u017emogus vienatv\u0117je pas\u0117d\u0117ti. Kokia \u0161eima be baltos stalties\u0117s, a?\u201c<\/p>\n<p>\u2013 Bet j\u016bs irgi netikinti.<br \/>\n\u2013 Jaunimas privalo kuo nors tik\u0117ti.<br \/>\n\u2013 Kuo nors?<br \/>\n\u2013 Taip. D\u0117l moral\u0117s&#8230; kad ir Dievu.<br \/>\n\u2013 Baikit.<br \/>\n\u2013 Nu kod\u0117l? Kod\u0117l Dievas \u0161iandien blogai? A\u0161 tai jau savo atitik\u0117jau, o j\u016bs, va, pradedat nuo antro galo, \u2013 juokiasi. \u2013 Tai kuo tik\u0117sit?<br \/>\n\u2013 Vienas kitu. A\u0161 jumis \u2013 j\u016bs manimi. \u017dmogumi tik\u0117sim.<br \/>\n\u2013 A\u0161 irgi tikiu \u017emogumi. Nagliu \u0160ulija, \u2013 pakreipia galv\u0105 ir \u0161ypsosi puse l\u016bp\u0173.<br \/>\n\u2013 Oho.<br \/>\n\u2013 Ir mano tik\u0117jimas n\u0117ra beribis, daugiau niekam nebeu\u017etenka vietos. Naglis ir tai ilgokai gavo tup\u0117ti susiriet\u0119s, bet dabar jau gali patogiau \u012fsitaisyti, kojas i\u0161tiesti, nes u\u017e\u0117m\u0117 tik\u0117jimo nauj\u0105ja kult\u016bros ministre viet\u0105. Taigi, jis liep\u0117 man \u0161iltai rengtis, nes i\u0161 taiki\u0173j\u0173 Svarstykli\u0173 \u0161i\u0105 savait\u0119 Jupiteris pereis \u012f kompromis\u0173 nenorint\u012f pripa\u017einti Skorpiono \u017eenkl\u0105. Tu \u017einok, para\u0161\u0117, kad man reikia save saugoti, o ypa\u010d kojas, kad \u201egalimos per\u0161alimo ligos, kv\u0117pavimo tak\u0173 infekcijos\u201c. Koks r\u016bpestingumas! Pasiruo\u0161iau, va \u2013 i\u0161 sodelio er\u0161k\u0117tro\u017ei\u0173 ir \u010dili pipiriuko. Dar ra\u0161\u0117, kad Jupiteris yra autoritet\u0173 visuomeniniame beigi politiniame gyvenime glob\u0117jas, apgina visokius varg\u0161us, kurie turi savo nuomon\u0119 ir savo pa\u017ei\u016bras. Vienintelis. Jupiteris!<br \/>\n\u2013 Apgina?<br \/>\n\u2013 Taip. Ra\u0161\u0117, kad \u0161i tendencija i\u0161liks ma\u017edaug metus, iki kito rudens, kai Jupiteris pereis \u012f savo astrologinius namus \u2013 \u0160aulio \u017eenkl\u0105. Apgins visus, turin\u010dius kitokias nuomones ma\u017edaug iki kito rudens.<br \/>\n\u2013 Oi, \u010dia svarb\u016bs dalykai!<br \/>\n\u2013 Strateginiai, Jurga, \u2013 Liucija \u012fsitaiso ant sofut\u0117s. Jos kojos apmautos \u0161iltomis kaimi\u0161komis vilnon\u0117mis kojin\u0117mis \u2013 pilkomis su \u017ealiais pakra\u0161t\u0117liais, i\u0161 an\u0173 laik\u0173.<br \/>\n\u2013 Tai Jupiteris mus gins ma\u017edaug iki naujojo prezidento rinkim\u0173?<br \/>\n\u2013 Prezident\u0117s.<br \/>\n\u2013 Manote, kad v\u0117l bus moteris?<br \/>\n\u2013 Gal ir bus. \u0160iandien valdo moteris \u2013 ji labai tinka varg\u0161iukei Lietuvai <em>pagal charakter\u012f<\/em>, bet politik\u0117s lyties neturi. Ir \u0161iaip, \u017einok, moterys \u0161iandien irgi ne madoj.<br \/>\n\u2013 Kod\u0117l?<br \/>\n\u2013 Nes mados toks dalykas. I\u0161\u0117jo Dievas, i\u0161sived\u0117 moteris. Tos mados&#8230; kei\u010diasi ir kei\u010diasi, pati \u017einai. Visokios moterys su vaik\u0173 ko\u0161\u0117mis, sam\u010diais ir sijonais \u0161iandien liko mados para\u0161t\u0117se. Ka\u017ekam \u0161al\u012f valdyti juk reikia \u2013 Jupiteris pats nevaldys Lietuvos, jis u\u017esi\u0117m\u0119s visu kosmosu, prib\u0117gdamas dar vis apgina \u010dia vien\u0105 kit\u0105 \u201ekitaip m\u0105stant\u012f\u201c, kiek j\u0117gos leid\u017eia&#8230;<br \/>\n\u2013 Vietoj Dievo, k\u0105?<br \/>\n\u2013 Lietuvoje j\u012f suprast\u0173 tik Kaunas.<br \/>\n\u2013 Ir tai ma\u017euma, gal koks 20%?<br \/>\n\u2013 Logi\u0161ka, gali b\u016bti moteris.<br \/>\n\u2013 \u0160ilkin\u0117 pir\u0161tin\u0117, gele\u017einis kum\u0161tis. Lietuva taip \u012fpratusi, toki\u0105 nori matyti savo karalien\u0119 \u2013 kitaip tu jos nepavaldysi, nes ji yra kaip tas ilgai skriaustas prieglaudinis \u0161uo, kur vis\u0173 bijo: susirietusi tupi, susig\u016b\u017eusi, kol i\u0161sijudina, kol \u012fsitikina. Senos baim\u0117s \u012fsi\u0161aknijusios, seni \u012fpro\u010diai, pyktis per de\u0161imtme\u010dius nei\u0161lietas. Ir nebetiki niekuo, kaip j\u016bs, jaunimas.[\/vc_column_text][\/vc_column][\/vc_row][vc_row row_type=&#8221;row&#8221; use_row_as_full_screen_section=&#8221;no&#8221; type=&#8221;full_width&#8221; text_align=&#8221;left&#8221; css_animation=&#8221;&#8221;][vc_column][vc_btn title=&#8221;Pirkti \u017eurnal\u0105&#8221; style=&#8221;classic&#8221; shape=&#8221;square&#8221; color=&#8221;white&#8221; link=&#8221;url:http%3A%2F%2Fwww.nemunas.press%2Fproduktas%2Fnemunas-nr-8-2017%2F|||&#8221;][\/vc_column][\/vc_row]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ra\u0161ytoja Jurga Lago drauge su savo noveli\u0173 heroje Liucija \u0161neku\u010diuojasi apie kulinarij\u0105, mad\u0105 ir ligas, minkydama politikos, tradicij\u0173 ir aktualij\u0173 te\u0161l\u0105. Humoru negausioje lietuvi\u0173 k\u016bryboje, autor\u0117 i\u0161siskiria geb\u0117jimu kalb\u0117ti \u0161viesiai ir tikrai \u0161maik\u0161\u010diai.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":23395,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_FSMCFIC_featured_image_caption":"","_FSMCFIC_featured_image_nocaption":"","_FSMCFIC_featured_image_hide":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[253,148,299],"tags":[315],"class_list":["post-23368","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-2017-10","category-perkami_str","category-straipsniu-archyvas-2017","tag-grozine-literatura"],"aioseo_notices":[],"wps_subtitle":"Jurga Lago","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.nemunas.press\/wm-api\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23368","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.nemunas.press\/wm-api\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.nemunas.press\/wm-api\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.nemunas.press\/wm-api\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.nemunas.press\/wm-api\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=23368"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.nemunas.press\/wm-api\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23368\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":23371,"href":"https:\/\/www.nemunas.press\/wm-api\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23368\/revisions\/23371"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.nemunas.press\/wm-api\/wp\/v2\/media\/23395"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.nemunas.press\/wm-api\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=23368"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.nemunas.press\/wm-api\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=23368"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.nemunas.press\/wm-api\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=23368"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}