[vc_row row_type=”row” use_row_as_full_screen_section=”no” type=”full_width” text_align=”left” css_animation=””][vc_column][vc_column_text el_class=”post_txt”]Pirmadienis, miegu sau. Anks\u010deusei nuo ryta, ka\u017ekur puse dvylikas skambin ne\u017einoms numeris. Pakeliu:
\n\u2013 Atsiliepiau.
\n\u2013 Laba diena, skambina jums Kotryna i\u0161…
\n\u2013 Nereik man nauja plana, \u2013 i\u0161kart, ka negai\u0161t, sakau.
\n\u2013 Ne, ne, paklausykite. A\u0161 skambinu i\u0161 hedhantinimo agent\u016bros. J\u016bs\u0173 projektu susidom\u0117j\u0119 yra kelios kreatyvo agent\u016bros, nor\u0117tume su jumis pabendrauti. Gal b\u016bt\u0173 \u012fmanoma rasti bendr\u0173 s\u0105ly\u010dio ta\u0161k\u0173 ir pad\u0117ti jums monetizuoti projekt\u0105. Tai rimti \u017emon\u0117s, turintys patirties dirbant promou\u0161ino srityje, \u2013 be jokios pauzes diesta Kotryna man. Gal a\u0161 i ne tikslei atkartuoju, ka jin saka, nes labai greit mandrius \u017euod\u017eius ber.
\n\u2013 Nu a\u0161 ne\u017einau, Kotryna, kaip \u010de taip gavos, ka med\u017eiuotojam atruoda, ka mum padiet reik. Nu bet maluonu. O jei para\u0161ytum i\u0161 sava profile, a\u0161 gal pa\u017eiej\u0119s tava selfius galie\u010diau \u012fvertint galimus s\u0105ly\u010de ta\u0161kus, \u2013 toks apsiblaus\u0119s palengva diestau.
\n\u2013 Hi hi hi, j\u016bs\u0173 jumoro jausmas tikrai unikalus. Gal gal\u0117tume sutarti, kada atvyktum\u0117te \u012f Vilni\u0173 pokalbiui?
\nNu nebluogai tas Vilnius stum, visai be logikas, kai visad. A kada b\u016bn taip, ka gruobis ein pas med\u017eiuotoj\u0105? Tipa diedis Steps sied\u017e namie. Skambin jam \u0161erns \u012f saka: \u201eAgirdi, a\u0161 \u010de prie bok\u0161tele giliukus knisu, a gali priliekt pa\u0161aut?\u201c Nu visai be logikas.
\nNu bet i\u0161 kituos puses, pat\u016bsint suostinej irgi variants. \u017diek, da jei monetizuos, bus u\u017e k\u0105 fif\u016blkas pagaudyt.
\n\u2013 A tai kada tu laisva? Draug\u0119 koki\u0105 turi?
\n\u2013 Hi hi hi, na j\u016bs ir linksmuolis, \u2013 vel linksmai saka.
\n\u2013 Nenuoriu pasiruodyt senamadi\u0161ks, bet man nejauku, ka a\u0161 tau kompliment\u0105 da nepasakiau, o tu man jau du pasakei, \u2013 toks bi\u0161ki susiglumin\u0119s sakau.
\n\u2013 Hi hi hi, tai ar gal\u0117tume sulaukti j\u016bs\u0173 sve\u010diuose?
\n\u2013 Reik pasitart su Andrienu, jis lygtai audikei va\u017eiuokl\u0119 perrinkiniej. A tau bet kada tink?
\n\u2013 Na b\u016bt\u0173 gerai, jog laik\u0105 suderintume prie\u0161 kelias dienas, nes m\u016bs\u0173 vadovas taip pat nor\u0117t\u0173 su jumis susipa\u017einti. Jis taip pat kil\u0119s i\u0161 \u0160iauli\u0173 kra\u0161to. Jis i\u0161 Joni\u0161kio, \u2013 saka Kotryna.
\nTas \u201etaip pat\u201c nuskambieje kaip \u012f\u017eeidims. Nu bet a\u0161 nuryju, k\u0105 \u010de \u017einai, gal visai geri tie s\u0105ly\u010de ta\u0161kai.
\n\u2013 Nu gerai, \u0161ende link vakara pasuksiu, bet jau\u010diu, ka an penktadiene geriausia b\u016bt\u0173, ka nereikt\u0173 tau ant rytuojaus \u012f darb\u0105.
\n\u2013 Hi hi hi, gerai, sutarta. Lauksime i\u0161 j\u016bs\u0173 \u017eini\u0173, geros dienos, Lukai, \u2013 tas palinkiejims maluonei nuskambieje. \u0160velnus balsas pas Kotryn\u0105, tik ka \u017eveng labai lengvai. Tas bi\u0161ki glumin.<\/p>\n
Penktadienis. Siedim mes hedhanteri\u0173 ofise, Kotryna atsipra\u0161iniej, ka \u0161efs veluoj. Nu kur \u010de neveluosi, kai Vilniuj gyveni. Nieka toke, man visai patink \u017eiet \u012f Kotrynas s\u0105ly\u010de ta\u0161kus.
\nIlgas blakstienas, l\u016bp\u0105 kand, darbine apranga toke \u012fkalbiniejanti. I da saka:
\n\u2013 Mus\u0173 laukiamajame yra \u0161alt\u0173 g\u0117rim\u0173 \u0161aldytuvas, kvie\u010diu pasivai\u0161inti.
\n\u2013 Diekui, bet ka nesveika limonadus gert, \u2013 mandagiai bandau atsisakyt.
\n\u2013 Na patikrinkite, esu tikra, rasite tai, kas jums patiks.
\nAtsidarau \u0161aldytuv\u0105, \u017ei\u016briu Kvietine dvi bonkikes stuov. O \u010de tai Kotryna! Tikra fieja, gerai med\u017eiuoj. I da lek\u0161tike su citrinom padieta. Nuojauta ku\u017ed, ka neapsirikom nutar\u0119 pasi\u017emoniet. \u012edomu, k\u0105 del monet\u0173 \u0161nekies.[\/vc_column_text][\/vc_column][\/vc_row][vc_row row_type=”row” use_row_as_full_screen_section=”no” type=”full_width” text_align=”left” css_animation=””][vc_column][vc_btn title=”Pirkti \u017eurnal\u0105” style=”classic” shape=”square” color=”white” link=”url:http%3A%2F%2Fwww.nemunas.press%2Fproduktas%2Fnemunas-nr-8-2017%2F|||”][\/vc_column][\/vc_row]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Postliterat\u016bros rubrikoje su savo neabejotinais bestseleriais debiutuoja naujos literat\u016bros \u017evaig\u017ed\u0117s Lukis Stuors ir Andriens, \u0161iaulieti\u0161kai ai\u0161kiai ir tiksliai abejodami: \u201eNu nebluogai tas Vilnius stum, visai be logikas, kai visad. Nu bet i\u0161 kituos puses, pat\u016bsint suostinej irgi variants\u201c.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":23280,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_FSMCFIC_featured_image_caption":"","_FSMCFIC_featured_image_nocaption":"","_FSMCFIC_featured_image_hide":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[253,148,299],"tags":[114],"class_list":["post-23279","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-2017-10","category-perkami_str","category-straipsniu-archyvas-2017","tag-postliteratura"],"aioseo_notices":[],"wps_subtitle":"Lukis Stuors i Andriens","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.nemunas.press\/wm-api\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23279","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.nemunas.press\/wm-api\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.nemunas.press\/wm-api\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.nemunas.press\/wm-api\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.nemunas.press\/wm-api\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=23279"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/www.nemunas.press\/wm-api\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23279\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":23308,"href":"https:\/\/www.nemunas.press\/wm-api\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23279\/revisions\/23308"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.nemunas.press\/wm-api\/wp\/v2\/media\/23280"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.nemunas.press\/wm-api\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=23279"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.nemunas.press\/wm-api\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=23279"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.nemunas.press\/wm-api\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=23279"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}