{"id":21756,"date":"2017-06-20T02:08:13","date_gmt":"2017-06-20T02:08:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.nemunas.press\/?p=21756"},"modified":"2018-04-23T13:52:10","modified_gmt":"2018-04-23T13:52:10","slug":"vidas-poskus-lakstingalu-ir-geguciu-karas","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.nemunas.press\/straipsniu-archyvas-2017\/2017-06\/vidas-poskus-lakstingalu-ir-geguciu-karas\/","title":{"rendered":"Lak\u0161tingal\u0173 ir gegu\u010di\u0173 karas"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>[vc_row row_type=&#8221;row&#8221; use_row_as_full_screen_section=&#8221;no&#8221; type=&#8221;full_width&#8221; text_align=&#8221;left&#8221; css_animation=&#8221;&#8221;][vc_column][vc_column_text el_class=&#8221;post_txt&#8221;]<\/p>\n<p>At\u0117jo pavasaris, ir visi suprato, kad lak\u0161tingal\u0173 ir kreg\u017edu\u010di\u0173 karas jau \u010dia pat. Kartosis tai, kas \u012fvyksta kiekvienais metais. T\u0105 pat\u012f m\u0117nes\u012f ir net tuo pa\u010diu paros metu \u2013 dvide\u0161imt trys valandos keturiasde\u0161imt penkios minut\u0117s. B\u016btent \u0161i\u0105 valand\u0105 kreg\u017edu\u010di\u0173 vadas (pavadinkime j\u012f s\u0105lyginiu vardu \u2013 Prietranka) \u010dai\u017eiai su\u0161vilpia ir prasideda kautyn\u0117s. Lak\u0161tingalos yra taikesni ir ramesni pauk\u0161\u010diai, ta\u010diau jos negali ignoruoti kreg\u017ed\u017ei\u0173 provokacij\u0173.<!--more--><\/p>\n<p>\u201eTai karas, ponai\u201c, \u2013 visuomet cini\u0161kai tokiais atvejais komentuoja Prietranka. Beje, pasi\u016bl\u0117me j\u012f taip pavadinti, ta\u010diau Prietrankos vard\u0105 \u0161iam guviam ir linksmam kreg\u017edu\u010di\u0173 lyderiui jau seniau yra suteik\u0119 j\u012f reguliariai stebintys ornitologai. Tad pasi\u016blymas tebuvo viso reikalo formalizavimo bylos epizodas.<\/p>\n<p>Bet gr\u012f\u017ekime prie to nelemto karo. Lak\u0161tingalos yra prigimtin\u0117s pacifist\u0117s. Jos nem\u0117gsta karo. \u0160ios r\u016b\u0161ies pauk\u0161\u010diai niekina bet kok\u012f smurt\u0105 ir net purtosi nuo m\u0117gstamos geguti\u0161kos fraz\u0117s: \u201eNa, eime \u2013 pasigalyn\u0117sime!\u201c Bet gegut\u0117s nenusileid\u017eia taikdari\u0161kiems lak\u0161tingal\u0173 sabota\u017eams ir jas provokuoja.<\/p>\n<p>\u0160iuometinio pavasario karas yra toks, kaip visuomet. Gegut\u0117s puola \u2013 lak\u0161tingalos ginasi. Tos, kurios palieka kiau\u0161inius svetimuose lizduose, kand\u017eiojasi, tos, kurios \u010diulba \u201eJurgiuk, Jurgiuk, paplak, paplak, kinkyk, kinkyk\u201c, \u2013 ginasi. \u201eTokie tad reikalai, ponai\u201c, \u2013 sako Prietranka, ir stumia \u012f m\u016b\u0161io verpet\u0105 pacifistin\u0117mis lak\u0161tingal\u0173 nuotaikomis beapsikre\u010dian\u010dius savo gentainius ir t\u0117vynainius.<\/p>\n<p>[\/vc_column_text][\/vc_column][\/vc_row][vc_row row_type=&#8221;row&#8221; use_row_as_full_screen_section=&#8221;no&#8221; type=&#8221;full_width&#8221; text_align=&#8221;left&#8221; css_animation=&#8221;&#8221;][vc_column][vc_btn title=&#8221;Pirkti \u017eurnal\u0105&#8221; style=&#8221;classic&#8221; shape=&#8221;square&#8221; color=&#8221;white&#8221; link=&#8221;url:http%3A%2F%2Fwww.nemunas.press%2Fproduktas%2Fnemunas-nr-6-2017%2F|||&#8221;][\/vc_column][\/vc_row]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>[vc_row row_type=&#8221;row&#8221; use_row_as_full_screen_section=&#8221;no&#8221; type=&#8221;full_width&#8221; text_align=&#8221;left&#8221; css_animation=&#8221;&#8221;][vc_column][vc_column_text el_class=&#8221;post_txt&#8221;] At\u0117jo pavasaris, ir visi suprato, kad lak\u0161tingal\u0173 ir kreg\u017edu\u010di\u0173 karas jau \u010dia pat. Kartosis tai, kas \u012fvyksta kiekvienais metais. T\u0105 pat\u012f m\u0117nes\u012f ir net tuo pa\u010diu paros metu \u2013 dvide\u0161imt trys valandos keturiasde\u0161imt penkios minut\u0117s. B\u016btent \u0161i\u0105 valand\u0105 kreg\u017edu\u010di\u0173 vadas (pavadinkime j\u012f s\u0105lyginiu&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":21814,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_FSMCFIC_featured_image_caption":"","_FSMCFIC_featured_image_nocaption":"","_FSMCFIC_featured_image_hide":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[112,148,299],"tags":[114],"class_list":["post-21756","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-2017-06","category-perkami_str","category-straipsniu-archyvas-2017","tag-postliteratura"],"aioseo_notices":[],"wps_subtitle":"Vidas Po\u0161kus","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.nemunas.press\/wm-api\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21756","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.nemunas.press\/wm-api\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.nemunas.press\/wm-api\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.nemunas.press\/wm-api\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.nemunas.press\/wm-api\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=21756"}],"version-history":[{"count":12,"href":"https:\/\/www.nemunas.press\/wm-api\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21756\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":22310,"href":"https:\/\/www.nemunas.press\/wm-api\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21756\/revisions\/22310"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.nemunas.press\/wm-api\/wp\/v2\/media\/21814"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.nemunas.press\/wm-api\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=21756"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.nemunas.press\/wm-api\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=21756"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.nemunas.press\/wm-api\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=21756"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}